Sunday, November 16, 2008
Words may fail me some of the time, words even fail me quite a few times, but when it comes to some people, words ...
Sex-med company relaunches ‘bonk longer’ boards.
A company which was previously forced to censor its advertising campaign has launched new billboards, this time with the words “bonk longer”.
The Advanced Medical Institute (AMI) was asked to remove more than 100 of its billboards, after the Advertising Standards Bureau received a large number of complaints.
They advertised medication promising “longer laster ( ?!!) sex”.
CEO Jack Vaisman says the two new billboards on Sydney’s Paramatta Road are meant to be less offensive, but they will be removed if the AMI asks.
“In my opinion, it is much easier to explain the word ‘bonk’ in different meaning than the word sex,” he said. ( ?!!)
“The word sex you cannot avoid to tell exactly ‘What does it mean?’ But with the word ‘bonk’ you can choose something to say a different way.” ( ?!!)
We are assuming that English, or any other language known to man, is not the first language of CEO Jack Vaisman.
Fancy having “longer laster ” phone sex with Jack Vaisman? A chap who apparently can't walk, chew gum and put two words together at the same time.
Wouldn't bonk on it.
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